I've been reading Final Fantasy VII fanfics again. I really do love that fandom. And in my browsing I discovered that FF7 was released on the PSN for the PSP. This news thrilled me, naturally, because I love the game. Its not a remake or an update, its just the same old version, still, I was excited.
My crappy night had gotten better, or so I hoped. By the time I discovered this gem of knowledge yesterday evening, gamestop was closed for the night because it was Sunday and they have sucky hours. So I waited, patiently as is possible for me, and I hit Wal-mart at 7am after work. I asked for a PSP home-charger, that you plug into an outlet. I worked all night, I was tired, I am terribly, terribly SICK. I didn't read the fucking package. I bought a damn car charger. Son of a bitch.
I went home and went to bed. Gamestop doesn't open until 10am. I got up at 12pm. I went to gamestop. I bought a brand new ion-battery (because the one I have I think is no good), a wall charger from competent staff and a memory card. Total spent now between two stores: ~$70USD.
I go home plug it all in. The PSP doesn't come on. Not even a little light to let me know it works. I fiddle, I search the internet for troubleshooting. I realize I'm an idiot because I have the wrong cord attached to the power outlet I finally get it powered ON by 1pm. Rushing in excitement to the PSP store, I find the game. It costs $9.99 USD. That brings the total to ~$79.99 USD. Oh, but I can't download the game, of course, because my computer doesn't recognize the PSP. I don't have the system in USB mode (which took way too long to figure out.) Then, like that bitch i-tunes, you need
software to download games to your PSP so I download MediaGo and install that. Was I ready?
NO.
My PSP software needs updating. So I download and install that (and that was more complicated than it ought to have been.) Yay, downloaded update. Wait, what is this? My battery power is too low to install update? (I'm going to fucking throw it out the window.) Its plugged into the wall, why do I need battery power? *screams
It's now 2pm. The battery is still too low. In addition, the memory card I bought (a 1 GB) is TOO SMALL for the damn game. Final Fantasy 7 is 1.32 GB. It's still not uploaded, I haven't even downloaded the game yet and who knows how long it'll take to transfer it to the device. Let's see... I now need to return a gamecard and buy the more expensive one.
Grand total to play a $10 game?
~$90USD.I'm leaving for a camping trip at three. I've caught a cold. My throat hurts, my chest hurts and my head hurts. I'm sniffly and sneezy and utterly pissed off.
Sony, you're worse than Nintendo and I didn't think it was possible to be WORSE than Nintendo. I'm not going to have my game before I leave, I don't come home until Wednesday and I have to work that day.